I decided to grieve with humor tonight. I hope you enjoy today's adventures seen through the eyes of a 5 month old puppy.
Well today was crazy! First Dad comes in and turns on the lights and hollers while I am sleeping wanting to know why I am still sleeping. Well that is because Dad set the rule I must be quiet until the sun comes up. I have to say, I was regretting the early morning events the past few days. So I tried to gather my thoughts as Mom was up too and she wanted to take me out so I could, let's just say, water the lawn. So business is now taken care of and back in the house it is. No breakfast for me. But I don't really care. I knew something was up because these things they call suitcases were out. I has seen them a couple weeks ago with these people I now know as Granny and Papa came to visit. These things carried their clothes and stuff. Mom has been putting stuff in them for a couple of days now. This morning she even put my blanket and Zebra I sleep with in one. My adventures continued as our friend Bob came and we put those suitcases in his truck and we got in. OH BOY, I thought, I smell Cash my Pit Bull friend. I thought we were going to see him. But nope....he took us to this place Dad calls an airport. This lady took those things mom put our clothes in and I thought we would never see them again. Then we went through this thing called Customs and it was quick according to Dad. If he says so. Then it was to Security. Mom carried me through and she had to take her shoes off. She was wearing my favorite pair of tennis shoes that I like to chew on the strings. Then my Zebra had to go through this tunnel thing with a belt. I thought it might have eaten my Zebra but nope....he he came.....whew! Once we got all our stuff together we sat forever! Like longer than forever. But little kids and older ladies LOVE me. I was adored by all. Then Dad got frustrated and began to complain and Mom told him it would all be ok. But he was saying something about our plane not being there and that we were going to be late. Well after a long time the plane came and we went out and got in this thing. It flys like a bird does but we got in it. Can you believe that? It was loud and I was really nervous. But it got worse....yes worse. It began to rumble and make more noise and then it shook and Mom said something about we were off. Off what? Where? I settled into Dad's arms. I knew he would protect me... Awww this flying thing is nothing. Up down up down up down slow fast slow fast.....I think I am going to hurl......boom....what the? Mom said see you did a good job but I heard her tell Dad that was a bit of a hard landing. We climbed out of that giant bird and we were somewhere they called San Juan. They speak my language......IChihuahua!
Quickly Mom carried me and we were off to something they called a gate....didn't look like a gate to me but that is what everyone called it all day long. We got on this GIANT bird plane this time. Wow she was big. But remember Dad got me up early so I slept most of it on Dad's lap.
We landed in Miami and Mom and Dad were both worried about getting to the right gate. They said we had to take a train to get to our gate. We got there and Dad stressed Mom out and there we sat and sat and sat. Oh here comes a hot white Havenese....that is right he was a hottie. I did my best to attract him but he wasn't paying attention. Finally, he notices me and so it began, a beautiful flirtation airport fling.
After a long wait...like a week, the bipods finally told us we had to go all the way back to where we started from. So back on the train again. While running down the hall I had a little accident but Mom and Dad was cool about it. Dad said he didn't blame me it was American Airlines fault because we should be pulling in to Granny and Papa's by now. Well we finally got on a plane and we had a grouchy lady in front of us and even grouchier lady waiting on people, I think they called her a stewardess. Well we made it to St Louis and OMG it was cold! Mom put me on top of the suitcase and I got to surf down the luggage claim and when we went outside I knew we were no longer in Paradise. My teeth were chattering. We then got on this bus and went to get the rental car. Mom stayed outside with me and froze. Dad finally came and we got in the car and drove to Granny and Papa's. I watched out the windows and wow I couldn't believe my eyes, all the lights, cars, smells, and people.
After an eternity, we arrived, and guess what, it WAS Granny and Papa's. The same people who were just at my house. I found them....oh I am so happy. Well it is late .... to bed I go.
No comments:
Post a Comment